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Thursday, December 15, 2005

Happy Holidays



Good luck with your finals and homework everyone. I wanted to ask you each to take a moment and e-mail our good buddy Bill O'Reilly and wish him a HAPPY HOLIDAYS. He's of course off in his own world about the war on Christmas. Considering how our war on drugs, war on poverty, and war on terrorism are going right now, I'm sure Christmas will pull through. E-mail Bill at oreilly@foxnews.com and wish him Happy Holidays!

Oh, and Merry Christmas to all of you....

posted by U-DFL @ 12/15/2005 07:15:00 PM  

2 Comments:

  • At 12/16/2005 01:31:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    This gave me a chuckle...
    Jessica (UDFL '05 alumn)

    --

    Congressman John D. Dingell (MI-15) recited the following poem on the floor of the US House of Representatives concerning House Resolution 579, which expressed the sense of the House of Representatives that the symbols and traditions of Christmas should be protected. "Preserving Christmas" has been a frequent topic for conservative talk show hosts, including Fox News's Bill O'Reilly.

    --

    Twas the week before Christmas and all through the House

    No bills were passed 'bout which Fox News could grouse;

    Tax cuts for the wealthy were passed with great cheer,

    So vacations in St. Barts soon would be near;



    Katrina kids were nestled all snug in motel beds,

    While visions of school and home danced in their heads;

    In Iraq our soldiers needed supplies and a plan,

    Plus nuclear weapons were being built in Iran;



    Gas prices shot up, consumer confidence fell;

    Americans feared we were on a fast track to...well...

    Wait--- we need a distraction--- something divisive and wily;

    A fabrication straight from the mouth of O'Reilly



    We can pretend that Christmas is under attack

    Hold a vote to save it--- then pat ourselves on the back;

    Silent Night, First Noel, Away in the Manger

    Wake up Congress, they're in no danger!



    This time of year we see Christmas every where we go,

    >From churches, to homes, to schools, and yes...even Costco;

    What we have is an attempt to divide and destroy,

    When this is the season to unite us with joy



    At Christmas time we're taught to unite,

    We don't need a made-up reason to fight

    So on O'Reilly, on Hannity, on Coulter, and those right wing blogs;

    You should just sit back, relax...have a few egg nogs!



    'Tis the holiday season: enjoy it a pinch

    With all our real problems, do we honestly need another Grinch?



    So to my friends and my colleagues I say with delight,

    A merry Christmas to all,

    and to Bill O'Reilly...Happy Holidays.

     

  • At 12/16/2005 01:38:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    That is quite hilarious! You can check it out live on www.crooksandliars.com

    --Max

     

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