The Platform

I thought that since we're in the Democratic party, we should probably know what we stand for. After all, aren't you sick of the Republicans always saying the Democrats don't stand for anything? Well, here is the 2004 platform as agreed to at the National Convention two years ago.

Also, thanks to this Dick Cheney shooting a 78-year-old man in the face debacle, we are going to have a weekly Wednesday feature from now on. It is called the OUT OF CONTEXT QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

"What time on Sunday morning did you learn that Dick Cheney was the shooter?"

Check back next Wednesday for the next OUT OF CONTEXT QUOTE OF THE WEEK.

Finally, I think it's kind of funny that if you type in "Republican" into a Google image search, this is the first picture that comes up:


ONE MORE THING: Remember to submit your favorite t-shirt slogans for our Saturday display of the best!