BREAKING NEWS

Kenny Boy goes down hard. Former Enron scam artists Ken Lay (called "Kenny Boy" by his close friend George W Bush) and Jeffrey Skilling got their golden parachute tangled today getting convicted for their nefarious cabal stemming from the collapse of the energy giant in 2001 gutting $1 billion in retirement funds for their employees.

On a not too surprising side note, Enron is a huge Republican Donor. Let's see if this story (don't expect it to have much staying power given the attention span of the mainstream media) sinks Bush's numbers anymore.